when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid
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I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
you are my new favorite person
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The Guardian has published pictures of a book that will be auctioned at at Sotheby’s in aid of English PEN, along with others. Wondering who the lucky buyer of this precious book will be!
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“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
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